Andy: Hey how are you guys doing?
April: Hey we’re on our honeymoon! 
Andy: It is awesome, we are at Burly’s family vacation house on Lake Michigan. We’re having so much fun except for…um…Roberta here, turns out, sucks at water skiing.
April: Oh my god.
Andy: So bad, I’m gonna divorce you.
April: Andy sucks at driving the boat and I’m going to divorce him probably right now.

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